The Sci-Fi/Action/Disaster Movie Drinking Game
I found this on a newsgroup sometime. If anyone knows who has written it, I will be more than happy to give them their due credit! Just send me an email.
Each occurrence costs the players one drink unless otherwise noted. If you want to make it competitive, each player could take a different subset of rules to see who's un/luckier.
You also may want to institute a "Buy 5, get one free" rule. E.g., in Stargate, the sons of bitches say "Stargate" about 16 times. Rule #1 will kick your ass in this case, so take it easy on yourself - after 5 Stargates, let the sixth go by with a nod, not a sip.
- Title gets quoted in the movie
- Nameless character dies at beginning of film
- Creaking weather vane
- Leading man named after verb or mineral
- Leading woman named after sex act or animal
- Leading lady's clothes torn off or come off during/due to disaster
- Hero has a questionable reputation
- Cameo by porn star
- Cameo by B actor (not drinkable if you know they are in the movie before you watch it)
- Geeky sidekick character
- Bad/dirty cop character
- Use of a power ballad (including credits)
- Computer hacking scene
- Death of a minority (2 drinks if this is a nameless minority)*
- Vehicle chase scene
- Childhood flashback
- Death of meaningful family member (one drink for each one dead) (two drinks if they die due to the same disaster the movie is about)
- Ridiculous explosion
- Child in peril/child saved
- Silly technical acronym or jargon
- Kid sneaks out of the house
- Name of fictional government agency
- Evil/Rival scientist (use a broad definition of scientist)
- Renegade scientist
- Sex scene anywhere other than a bedroom
- Tour group at dangerous location/facility
- Someone is overheard saying something insulting or stupid
- Evil clown/mime/street performer
- Looting/robbery/crime after or because of the disaster
- Character "coming back" from the dead
- Someone is sacrificed or sacrifices him/herself
- Missed warning message
- Communication goes down
- Someone hangs up in an attempt to fix a cut phone line
- Bad matte painting or blue-screen
- Animals sensing danger
- Escape route blocked
- Ridiculous talking computer or countdown
- Person swears at machine
- Rescue team gets trapped/ambushed/lost/killed
- Past/unused/random job or skill comes in handy
- Technology used in a way differently than how it actually works in the real world (prime example from Twister: duplex communication over CB's as if they're telephones)
- Something doesn't work because of budget cutbacks
- Somebody points out the obvious
- Trying to outrun/drive/fly the disaster
- Dolly counter-zoom
- Meal interrupted
- Someone pulls rank
- Someone is asked to do the impossible
- Using untested invention to save the day (by broad definition, equipment that hasn't been used in X years counts)
- A self-destruct device is used
- If you need to flip/change DVDs/tapes/hard drives
- If you talk to the screen/TV
- If you look anything up on IMDB or Google during the movie
- Singing in a foreign/alien language
- Chanting
- Ridiculous use of English (e.g. Bedouins talking to each other)
- Hero contemplates suicide
- Character drops/breaks something while realizing/learning something shocking
- Character refers to something as, "The Device"
- Evacuation (not the bathroom kind)
- Gratuitous use of a robot
- sci-fi light tunnel effect (e.g. Han gets the Hyperdrive working)
And now, drinkable quotes (none need to be exact):
- "I was out of line"
- "We're going to need all the manpower we can get."
- "We need to bring the [system] back online."
- "What's going on?" + one additional drink for each cuss word/phrase added (e.g. "What the fucking god-damned hell is going on!?!?" = 4 drinks).
- "It's/that was a long time ago."
- "It's not responding - I don't know why."
- "I need some help in/over here!"
- "Stay with me."
- "We're not out of this yet."
- "Not by a long shot."
- "There's not enough time!"
- "We're losing it/him/her!"
- "No! It's too dangerous!"
- "Don't you understand? We're/you're/they're all going to die!"
- "Just hang on - I've got you!"
- "There's only one MAN who can help us" (2 drinks)
- "There's only one PERSON who can help us" (1 drink)
- "It's quiet - too quiet."
- "It's coming right for us!"
- "It's like nothing I've ever seen before."
- "Armageddon."
- "I'm not leaving you!"
- "But that's impossible."
- "Worst/biggest [insert disaster or event here] ever."
- Are you coming back alive?"
- "I'm gettin' too old for this crap/shit/stuff/whatever." (2 drinks at least)
Unfortunately, we do not at this time have any 'finish your drink' rules. Although if you watch _Stargate_ you can pretty much finish a drink for the # of times the title is quoted. ouch.