A Tok'ra Joke by Tjalfe
Being a Tok'ra is not as glamourous as it is made up to be, but it could be worse.
Below you will find an except from the diary of a Tok'ra.
06:00 AM Got up. Showered. Ate.
07:00 AM Started shuffling naquadah
12:00 Noon. Naquadah shuffling break. Ate.
13:00 PM Resumed naqudah shuffeling. I am bored. My symbiote is sleeping.
20:00 PM Finally! Daily naquadah quota meet. Went to mess hall. Ate.
20:30 PM Showered. Got cornered by Anise in the mens locker room. Tried to escape. Useless.
Had to satisfy her trice.
22:00 PM Ah! Finally sweet crystaline soft rock bed. Slept.
06:00 AM Got up. Showered. Ate.
07:00 AM Guard duty. Scanned the horizon, nothing but sand.
08:13 AM Thought I saw a death glider, but it was only a bird.
09:00 AM Walked perimenter. Scanned the horizon, nothing but sand.
10:00 AM Emptied boots for sand. We are both bored, but my symbiote sleeps.
12:05 PM Change of guard. Finally. Ate lunch.
13:00 PM Reported to armory. Began polishing staff weapons.
14:00 PM Polished staff weapons.
15:00 PM Polished staff weapons.
16:17 PM Hid behind staff weapons rack as Anise came hunting for us.
16:19 PM Anise left a pie on the table! Ate pie.
16:35 PM Full of pie, we were unable to hide, when Anise returned and caught us again.
16:37 PM Got tied to weapons rack and was used by Anise/Freya repeatedly.
18:00 PM Finally! Anise left with a smile on her face.
19:00 PM Polished more staff weapons.
20:00 PM Finished polishing even more staff weapons. Went to mess hall. Ate.
20:30 PM Showered. Hid from Anise. Nothing.
20:35 PM Dashed down the corridor. Found Anise/Freya waiting on our rock bed.
Note: Must get permission to install door with lock.
22:00 PM These women are insatiable. Finally sweet sleep.